Terms of Cosmic Conduct

1. Welcome to the Nebula

By accessing cloud420.store (“Site”), you agree to abide by these Terms of Cosmic Conduct (“Terms”), a binding pact between you and Cloud 420 (“We,” “Us,” “The Cosmic Collective”). These Terms govern your use of our premium cannabis galaxy.

2. Age of Ascension

Our celestial offerings are for explorers 21 and older. By entering, you confirm your age and compliance with local laws. Misrepresentation is a breach of this cosmic code.

3. Galactic Goods

We offer artisan cannabis products crafted with stellar precision. However:

• All sales are final—returns are lost to the void unless defective.
• Product availability is subject to cosmic flux.
• Use responsibly; we’re not liable for over-orbits or earthly mishaps.

4. Warp-Speed Delivery

We dispatch with stealth and speed, but delays may occur due to interstellar interference (e.g., shipping carriers). Track your package via our holo-portal; we’re responsible for lost transmissions.

5. Cosmic Conduct

You agree not to:

• Disrupt the Site’s orbit (e.g., hacking, spamming).
• Redistribute our stardust without permission.
• Use our galaxy for unlawful deeds.

6. Intellectual Constellations

All content—logos, strains, cosmic vibes—is ours, protected by interstellar law. You may admire but not replicate without our blessing.

7. Liability Nebula

We provide this Site “as is.” We’re not liable for:

• Black holes (technical glitches).
• Health risks from cannabis use—consult your earthly healer.
• Third-party asteroid strikes (external links).

8. Termination Orbit

We may eject you from our galaxy for violating these Terms, at our sole discretion, faster than a supernova.

9. Cosmic Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of [Your Jurisdiction, e.g., “Kenya” or “the United States”], where our mothership is docked. Disputes will be settled under those stars.

10. Contact the Cosmos

Questions? Transmit to support@cloud420.store. We’ll respond at light speed (or close to it).